Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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