good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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