Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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