so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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