am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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