i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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