Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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