i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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