He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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