Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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