HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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