I molested 6 butterflies tonight
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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