I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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