at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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