why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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