I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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