She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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