I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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