I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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