i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
