Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
