so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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