wanna go halves on a baby?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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