My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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