i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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