Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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