Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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