Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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