Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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