STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i love accidental penises.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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