We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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