weddingsv make me drug and hornr
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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