I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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