Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I think im going to throw up on grandma
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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