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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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