I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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