Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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