i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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