I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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