I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
