was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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