im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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