: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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