So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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