is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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