I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
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