Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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