hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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