This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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