She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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